Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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03-01-11 - The gifs just keep on coming!

Being sad is for robosexuals.

03-02-11 - Melanie's Family.

I love them so hard.

Melanie drew this picture of our family.

03-03-11 - Alligator Mating Season.

I run around moaning 'oh god yes' all the time so I'm safe.

this would make more sense if you looked at this

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03-09-11 - the Joke is on me.

Thanks to inept customer service, my internet was down. There were no updates during this time. Also I had a small breakdown. The previous post is here. The arrow navigation will take you to a blank page.

03-10-11 - That's OK I'm on penisoullin

butterfly

03-11-11 - Eels

I'm tired of the old shit, let the new shit begin.

03-12-11 - May I please have a slice of your pie?

Read into that.

03-13-11 - I effed up. No picture today

I'm going to feel so bad about this when the universe ceases to exist.

03-14-11 - oniee and-da twowee and-da

Thank you for a funky time.

03-15-11 - Counting is a valuable skill

I am sure this will work out as planned.

Today's pic posted at 6pm and not 12am because AT&T cant get their shit together.

03-16-11 - Today is the greatest day I've ever known

My angel wings were bruised and restrained

03-17-11 - Fantasterifficstanding

Be my baby.

03-18-11 - clandestine

There is a lion with a shark's head and he's roaming through the jungle He is searching for the gold but he wants to be alone There is a tiger with a blowjob and he thinks that he's the best He may think that now but I... I need to know for sure.

03-19-11 - PBS has all the best shows.

I prefer tub time with Arisia, but thats on Cinemax.

Educate yourself.

03-20-11 - Keep that pencil sharp!

I can't believe she still talks to me.

Observe for 10 seconds for maximum humor.

03-21-11 - If I was a Lobster how happy I would be.

I'd Get caught in a trap up in a eucalyptus tree.

03-22-11 - Jiggled inside her.

He took the zoloft to catch the hate that festered and blistered and something else that rhymes.

03-23-11 - Happiness without expectation.

I won't complain a bit if it just happens to unwrap itself and contain something I find quite useful.

03-24-11 - Where my pills is?

All I know is they're not in my body giving me limp dick. Yeah I said it. Zoloft = limp dick.

03-25-11 - In the name of the Nachos, and the Beer, and the Stoned Woodchuck.

Ramen.

03-26-11 - Lazy Dog Etiquette.

To anyone.

03-27-11 - Race Car Driver Batman

So good!

Why in the hell does batman need a helmet?

03-28-11 - Unless Something Amazing happens

and thats, OK.

03-29-11 - I hope this works.

Quit looking at me swan!

03-30-11 - I saw a cloud that looked kinda like this and made a mental note.

The note said 'Try to get laid... Soon.'

03-31-11 - I fucking hate you Zoloft

How about instead of helping, you take away my favorite thing?