Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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02-01-10 - Our Saga Begins

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Also they still have cell phones. So that's lucky.


02-02-10 - The Source of Unlimited Power

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Those wiener growing spells never work.


02-03-10 - When the Moon is Nigh the Time is Right for Magic.

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Liquor before beer you are in the clear.  If it rhymes it has to be true.


02-04-10 - A Thunder Clap Was Heard

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A Magic Sound to Behold.


02-05-10 - Your Acquaintance We Did Make Oh How The Earth Did Shake

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Awkward.


02-06-10 - A Speedy Exit is Required as My World View is Quagmired

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After you read this you should imagine the sound that was made on Scooby Doo when some one left suddenly.


02-07-10 - Pleasantries, Seemingly Trivial Should Be Observed

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One's perception of a situation is often colored by ones perspective.


02-08-10 - A Cuss is Uttered

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Dick


02-09-10 - Memory Lane the Oft Trod Path, In Pop Culture We Shall Take Our Bath

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He's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero


02-10-10 - Injustice Now Has Been Delivered, Has a Primate Counter-Levered

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I know that my monkey makes me feel better. Especially when I punish it.


02-11-10 - Distraction Finally Cast Aside a Plea for Help is What Was Cried

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Oops! I did it again.


02-12-10 - A Soiling is Recollected, While His Cave is Still Infested

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If I had a dollar for every time I conjured a psycho...


02-13-10 - An Unmentioned Requirement is Now Alluded Be Gone if Thou Has Intruded

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They're probably looking at my private collection!


02-14-10 - Valentine Dolphins

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Happy Valentines Day

To me, two dolphins about to make WILD HETEROSEXUAL LOVE under a rainbow and in front of a starfish (exhibitionist style) is about the most romantic thing there is.

If you want to celebrate Valentines Day properly I suggest you download this full resolution version of todays picture, print it out and give it to your lover. Trust me they will not be able to resist it's charms. If you don't have a printer this version which is 1050 pixels tall should make a fantastic desktop wallpaper, though I don't know if it has the same potency as the printed one. The original is powerful enough to collect you an entire harem if that is what you are into.

Happy Valentines Day.


02-15-10 - An Obvious Circumstance is Rendered Clear and Left Ringing In his Ear

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Three exclamation points is the international symbol for 'oh cuss!'


02-16-10 - When Traveling We Can Afford Distraction That Has Struck A Chord

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Oh shit it's a lion.


02-17-10 - Jalapeno is Suddenly Professed to Be The Chip That's Loved the Best

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John wanted to make a joke about the chips violating your taste buds, and it was fantastically worded, but I just can't.


02-18-10 - What Lies Inside is Plain to See Yet the Future Remains Mystery

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Smelly hole? Are you kidding? I have indoor plumbing.


02-19-10 - Sugary Words Have Been Deployed to Disguise the Fact That She's Annoyed

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Careful, she's got a cell phone!


02-20-10 - Common knowledge proven false

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I did tell you about the jalapeno chips though.


02-21-10 - Breakfast Will Be Skipped Jump Rope To Your Doom

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I didn't say it was a good title.


02-22-10 - In the Forrest the Trees Blow in the Wind

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Oh no you deh-ehhnt!


02-23-10 - In the Castle Natalie Hangs Out With a Friend

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Oh yes I did.


02-24-10 - A Plot is Made to Go Out Again

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mouse over text is a secret


02-25-10 - The Secret of longevity is so far unrevealed

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that's cause I eat poop.  Shut up long thing.


02-26-10 - A Concise Plot is Clearly Laid Before Our Eyes

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So I was all


02-27-10 - A Complement is in the Eye of The Beholder

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Your jugs are fucking awesome!


02-28-10 - Sparkles Change Everything

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Evan Lysacek SNAKE!