Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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12-01-09 - succubus

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set my soul on fire


12-02-09 - Self conscious coyote has a craving

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I wish I was in a trap so I could bite it without people thinking I am crazy.


12-03-09 - Cleavage Pants For Men

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The reason I am looking at your tits is because they are hanging out.


12-04-09 - Cool Grandpa

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It says so on his shirt


12-05-09 - Bulldozer of happiness

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yep.


12-06-09 - Rubber and Glue

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special, incidental, indirect or consequential


12-07-09 - Qua?

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yay!


12-08-09 - Ride

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You know what's funny? Jokes are funny.


12-09-09 - Dragon sleeps on giants head.

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That is one giant giant!


12-10-09 - smells like boogers

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I smell boogers wherever I go.


12-11-09 - Hey Nosey

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based on a true story!


12-12-09 - Job Skills

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F+


12-13-09 - Costume

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I know what you are too.


12-14-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 1

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the war on Christmas


12-15-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 2

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Twas the night before Christmas


12-16-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 3

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Santa Claus Rules!


12-17-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 4

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Christmas time in hell!


12-18-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 5

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Nothing says Christmas like an angel pissing on Hitler.


12-19-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 6

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Santa is pissed.


12-20-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 7

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It almost worked.


12-21-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 8

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He knows when you are sleeping


12-22-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 9

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I wear pants every day


12-23-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 10

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If I was a lobster how lucky I would be.


12-24-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 11

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Peace on earth 68 Corvette... same thing.


12-25-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 12

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How does this work? I am not going to fit on your lap. Do you want me to throw a quarter in your manger and make a wish or something?


12-26-09 - Beer!

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The moon is a big white asshole, but I love it any way.


12-27-09 - This would make more sense if I had some charts.

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also some graphs couldn't hurt


12-28-09 - It's simple math

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So professional


12-29-09 - I don't care about logic or reason

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or poor people.


12-30-09 - Common Useful Phrases

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OMLAHIMS One Million Lobsters Are Hiding In My Shirt.


12-31-09 - Happy New Year

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mAy olD acQuainTanCe BEEEEE forgot... And nEveR broUGht to MiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiinnnnnduh