Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

2008:

Jan

2009:

2010:

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov

Dec

12-01-09 - succubus

set my soul on fire

12-02-09 - Self conscious coyote has a craving

I wish I was in a trap so I could bite it without people thinking I am crazy.

12-03-09 - Cleavage Pants For Men

The reason I am looking at your tits is because they are hanging out.

12-04-09 - Cool Grandpa

It says so on his shirt

12-05-09 - Bulldozer of happiness

yep.

12-06-09 - Rubber and Glue

special, incidental, indirect or consequential

12-07-09 - Qua?

yay!

12-08-09 - Ride

You know what's funny? Jokes are funny.

12-09-09 - Dragon sleeps on giants head.

That is one giant giant!

12-10-09 - smells like boogers

I smell boogers wherever I go.

12-11-09 - Hey Nosey

based on a true story!

12-12-09 - Job Skills

12-13-09 - Costume

I know what you are too.

12-14-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 1

the war on Christmas

12-15-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 2

Twas the night before Christmas

12-16-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 3

Santa Claus Rules!

12-17-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 4

Christmas time in hell!

12-18-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 5

Nothing says Christmas like an angel pissing on Hitler.

12-19-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 6

Santa is pissed.

12-20-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 7

It almost worked.

12-21-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 8

He knows when you are sleeping

12-22-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 9

I wear pants every day

12-23-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 10

If I was a lobster how lucky I would be.

12-24-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 11

Peace on earth 68 Corvette... same thing.

12-25-09 - JOTLD presents the 12 days of Christmas - Day 12

How does this work? I am not going to fit on your lap. Do you want me to throw a quarter in your manger and make a wish or something?

12-26-09 - Beer!

The moon is a big white asshole, but I love it any way.

12-27-09 - This would make more sense if I had some charts.

also some graphs couldn't hurt

12-28-09 - It's simple math

So professional

12-29-09 - I don't care about logic or reason

or poor people.

12-30-09 - Common Useful Phrases

OMLAHIMS One Million Lobsters Are Hiding In My Shirt.

12-31-09 - Happy New Year

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