Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

2008:

Jan

2009:

2010:

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov

Dec

05-01-09 - shorn

I think my fleece is sexy

05-02-09 - Five year plan

I finally know what I want to do with my life.

05-03-09 - I am so cool

Cook you pancakes on a hot plate powered by an extension cord

05-04-09 - Green eyed monster

we the robots - toothpaste for dinner

05-05-09 - Jesus loves bimbos

Blessed are the bimbos, they shall wear tight shirts.

05-06-09 - I pity non-members.

They don't have the peace of mind that I do.

05-07-09 - Farting Blossoms

Now thats happy!

05-08-09 - Impending Catastrophe

He's doomed.

05-09-09 - Only You

A hot dog and two kiwi walk into a bar...

05-10-09 - ROCK ON!

let me check my list of dudes with no frame of reference

05-11-09 - Your mom is so...

you see he has mixed up So fat she really sits around the house, and Your Mommas so black that when the cops shoot at her...

05-12-09 - Man's inhumanity toward...

but it's really just frolicking in a dress

05-13-09 - Cowboy up.

Truck nuts censored for the protection of fake cowboys.

05-14-09 - Keeping

I don't even know

05-15-09 - GTCPMILF

Gian Turtle Carrying Pregnant Mummy Idyllically Lounging Fruitarian

05-16-09 - Kids are stubborn

chickens are stupid

05-17-09 - Doug

Flarm

05-18-09 - Ariel's older sister

Ariel's more attractive older sister

05-19-09 - You would think he would like rain

This is what happens when you start drawing without an idea.

05-20-09 - Zombie + Goblin = Zoblin

this is a terrifying thought

05-21-09 - Cuter then I thought it would be actually.

Still don't invite it into the house.

05-22-09 - Brothers

Can't live with them, cant put them back where they came from.

05-23-09 - Frog engineering 2.0

Somewhere Wayne Campbell is smiling

05-24-09 - commiserating

05-25-09 - I've seen a horse fly

he's pink and when he gets really pissed fire comes out of his hands

05-26-09 - I have your best interest at heart

and definitely not a new yacht

05-27-09 - Just going through the motions

and really as little of that as possible

05-28-09 - Turtles jumping hurdles

at least he's trying

05-29-09 - Duck demolishes skyline, public thrilled

it was always a nasty skyline

05-30-09 - Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin

into the future - Seal go f yourself

05-31-09 - surprise

I win