Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

2008:

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2010:

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Dec

12-01-08 - If he did the garbage disposal first he couldn't get a hold of the acid. Duh.

-good thinking.

12-02-08 - the eggs chase the bacon.

we love you Mr. Waits

12-03-08 - inconsequential.

That includes you Zorro

12-04-08 - I'be god somb boogahs.

can I hab a sudophed

12-05-08 - lil' Annie Oakley.

it's a good idea to encourage a childs hobbies.

12-06-08 - All of the other douche bags were jealous that Snake got the ultimate tattoo.

Snake's real name is howard but only his parents and people who want to die call him that.

12-07-08 - Triceratops with rocket skates.

one time I talked to this gallery owner and showed him my sketchbook. He made fun of me right to my face but i didn't realize that he was making fun of me until much later

12-08-08 - Cruel North Wind

if you have to go to the bathroom he is the guy to have hold your beer.

12-09-08 - All Natural.

babies yum!

12-10-08 - giraffe-oholic.

I knew I'd hit rock bottom when this koala and I were sharing this giraffe we'd paid $30 for.

12-11-08 - Whats the most fun you can have wearing pampers.

Riding a dinosaur, duh?

12-12-08 - crackers?

More crackers then you've ever dreamed of.

12-13-08 - There are five primary foot odors

strangely donuts is only present in the early morning.

12-14-08 - Elves Are People Too.

they deserve at least as much as chinese children don't you think?

12-15-08 - desire is a grass fire drinking gasoline

it's not worth it

12-16-08 - On Jumbo.

time to shake things up a bit

12-17-08 - Nickolus the GRAY

it's a LOTR joke

12-18-08 - Santa loves egg nog.

I also love egg nog

12-19-08 - 2 or more call the Police.

unless you are already in prison.

12-20-08 - And that is why we don't have any presents this year.

Rudolph had always been a little different and kept to himself.

12-21-08 - Oh yay! I NEED this

I don't want anything I need for Christmas, I am there for TOYS

12-22-08 - Presents are the reason for the season.

and capitolism

12-23-08 - So we couldn't get any presents this year.

My kids are going to cry and cry.

12-24-08 - Christmas Stank.

I hate the smell of natural Christmas trees. I live in the future for a reason.

12-25-08 - BEHOLD the little Lord Jesus made pee-pee on a chicken.

and there was much rejoicing

12-26-08 - wreck

the ram is screwed deer will mess your vehicle up big time.

12-27-08 - The Chiefs will win the Super Bowl (tm) next year.

Hell yeah I like nachos and football.

12-28-08 - Once a year the Amish get outlandishly inebriated.

the more adventurous ones use crack and shack up with the prostitutes

12-29-08 - I have fought my way through the goblin city

can't resist that dang taco

12-30-08 - lady

kinda looks like Joan Cusack to me.

12-31-08 - It's a good thing you are cute.

This is why we can't have nice things.