Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

2008:

Jan

2009:

2010:

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov

Dec

11-01-08 - Fake name. Dream job.

Cancel my appointments.

11-02-08 - Daylight

This is from a dream I had. It was a cartoon and it woke me up just in time to leave for work late, but I was in the best mood.

11-03-08 - Go to hell early Christmas!

I need's me turkey.

11-04-08 - Don't vote like an asshole.

Assholes don't vote for Obama.

11-05-08 - it's good to have standards

I think jokes that rhyme with 'gut glug' would go nicely here.

11-06-08 - baby

I can haz shrunked hedz?

11-07-08 - Talent

Paul McCartney whoops my ass.

11-08-08 - Floss these suckers every couple of years! gosh.

I keeps them reeel nasty so it takes longer.

11-09-08 - bull cannon

wanna see my new AK47-shotgun?

11-10-08 - one true love

I'll never leave you baby.

11-11-08 - fetus

Sacroiliac Siiiiiiiide

11-12-08 - ANWR

it's a polar bear... riding a moose... a moose who is smoking... the bear has a gun.

11-13-08 - Two weeks prior to the first Thanksgiving

Get it? He humps her and then her husband kills him when he finds out. Hilarious.

11-14-08 - chromeadillo

robodillo.

11-15-08 - watch out robo-flys

A joke about robo-diesels running over robo frogs. Like Frogger.

11-16-08 - Tiny Deer VS Legs McCluck

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY and saturday

11-17-08 - nunchaku

check this shit I'm amazing

11-18-08 - jokes

when I was a teenager I wanted to make a band called 'ugle pharts'

11-19-08 - colossal raptor

Remember that one time when I *hic* when I drew that picture of a dude asleep with his beer? awesome.

11-20-08 - Hey check out my new fin. Pretty sweet!

it's a weiner joke I think

11-21-08 - plea bargain

There is candy inside. COME OOOOOONnnn

11-22-08 - and tell me that you love me

And I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you.

11-23-08 - Velociraptors are gracefull dancers but not very creative.

Knock it off. Your a trillion years old, you'll break your damn hip.

11-24-08 - always

one animal riding another is always funny

11-25-08 - let's go make me a sweater

it's a shaved gorilla, what do you think.

11-26-08 - Professor Wobblenuts is a serious man, with no time for interruption.

he he. Wobblenuts.

11-27-08 - Eat Me!

That makes four this month. I win again.

11-28-08 - My name is Tina. I like long walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain.

and kissing.

11-29-08 - hampster in a wheel

Our house, is a very very very fine house. fine house.

11-30-08 - brown lazers

Xmen are awesome. Coffee is awesome.