Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

2008:

Jan

2009:

2010:

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov

Dec

04-01-08 - not a holiday joke.

I'm just lazy

04-02-08 - milk

I drink a glass every day!

04-03-08 - you're ridiculous

I really am terribly sorry.

04-04-08 - yang yang

that's what we used to call it

04-05-08 - nachos

and people arms

04-06-08 - I call it a wife hugger

this is where the second joke goes

04-07-08 - I'm Delicious!

I'd smother me with relish

04-08-08 - I told you so

I can't resist that sweet meat

04-09-08 - sneak sneak sneak

out tha hospital

04-10-08 - rock out with my socks out

Feel free to buy me a keytar. If you do I will grow my mullet out

04-11-08 - eek

sorry about that one

04-12-08 - uck

I can't write that word any more

04-13-08 - ok, I admit I might have a problem

what is in my head

04-14-08 - it's a mystery

I can't have anything nice

04-15-08 - it's our house

it's ok to drink sea water

04-16-08 - out for a walk

04-17-08 - it

phish had a contest to make the logo for their it festival, I never turned this in.

04-18-08 - come along little dough-gie

dad?

04-19-08 - I live over there, I don't have any pets.

just when you are about to rip someones guts out

04-20-08 - I don't care what you say it makes me feel pretty. Hmph!

dig those groovy shorts

04-21-08 - why don't you come back to my cave with me?

I'll show you my treasure

04-22-08 - saw that one comming

the black knight always triumphs!

04-23-08 - And the Lord said let there be doughnuts and there were doughnuts.

and there was much rejoicing

04-24-08 - lunch lunch lunch lunch

for the love of god feed my lizard

04-25-08 - concorde

shouldn't you be wearing a helmet

04-26-08 - weirdo

this is on Jeremy's list of nasty words

04-27-08 - times are hard

I heard about this turtle who lost his house

04-28-08 - truckin

a gratefull dead joke

04-29-08 - stop and smell

drop and yell

04-30-08 - I think it's stuck

I told you not to put that in there