Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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08-01-08 - August!

 

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August rules!


08-02-08 - replies and advertisements

 

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Alicia had this to say

I LOVE THE LION. Poor guy just wants to make a nice sweater and everyone's gotta be all up in his bid'ness... oh and yes that was a lot of words but luckily I'm not busy.

And Google replied by offering me these products

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Thank you Alica, thank you Google.

By the way, so far Cuil sucks.


08-14-08 - What is this song?!? + myspace fun

 

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I uploaded this video on youtube to find out what/if I am copying, and to be made fun of by anonymous jerks

Please feel free to help/make-fun.

And now "Jumps Over the Lazy Dog" is proud to present: Myspace Fun!

this lady on myspace sent me the following message:
Subject: Hello
Body:Hi there! how r you? My Laptopss in the shop, so I am on my daughters. she left her site open and I was curious so I decided to have a look around. Just a couple months ago I moved to Independence and am currently single and ready for a good time. Even though I am a little older I feel young spirited and sexy. I would love to tell you more, mail me directly marie_folkers at yahoo. and we can see if we click. Btw I hope this isnt going to give me any spyware, my daughter will kick my ass if I mess up this computer!
Talk to you soon I hope!
~~Marie :)

When you look at her profile she claims to be 21 so her daughter must be some sort of five year old with a laptop. WHAT PART OF MARRIED DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND. Oh wait... your not really people, you are robots. Readers, feel free to send nasty messages to this robot.

On the whole I would give this advertisement a 7.25. It is includes personal details and the picture isn't too overt. However it looses points for using the phrase "Even though I am a little older I feel young spirited and sexy." and then using the age of 21 in the phoney profile.

Does anyone understand how this stuff is profitable? I would love to know. Perhaps I could start my own phony profile business on myspace!


08-22-08 - Sadly I think this is the answer.

 

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Beauty and the Beast. Dangit. I wish it wasn't it, but I think it is. If you watch this clip from 3:15 to 3:40 it is a good example of the melody I was parroting. It is not exact, and this clip I found is a reprise from the conclusion of the movie so their might be a better example, but it is the thing. Thanks to Jeremy H. for responding to my myspace bulletin with this message:

that sound kinda sounds like the scene from Beauty and the Beast when the beast changes back human--you can find that scene on youtube. but i think copying is ok, i mean snoop dogg stole all his sounds from def leopard.

Thanks Jeremy, but I think you are wrong about the Snoop, he stole his sounds from Alice Cooper - not def leopard. Duh.


08-23-08 - Copying comments

 

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Katie said: Gosh, it sure sounds familiar...but I can't place from where. I'll keep you posted on my every thought on the matter! Oh, and I liked the mullett.

Christina said:Nothing comes to mind about where it is from (other than your funky haircut brain helmet --- that's your head). If it was in a movie or something it sounds like it would be during a lonely train station scene...
I do like it though, but I am a little concerned about you flirting with the piano (isn't that what you say at the beginning of the video)...that has to stop immediately or you will be sent to the counselor's office to sort out your feelings

Alicia Said:i think jeremy is right. if i you listen to what you played with the ian part and then listen to 3:13-3:18 it sounds the same. so yup i think that's it

Thanks again Jeremy H. Thanks Katie, thanks Christina, thanks Alicia.

P.S. Christina, what I said was FARTING around on the piano. Although it is kind of cute and I like to touch it.


08-29-08 - Katie knows how to spell

 

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Katie replied to my previous post: hey, it's choose and "o", lose an "o". That's choose like I choose to lose the "o". If you're loose, then your wife should smack you. Got it? Good!

to which I replied: qua?

to which she replied: on your website you used the word lose, but typed it like loose, which happens a lot. So I thought that would be confusing enough to get a laugh...at least out of me :)

I cant spell. Spell check doesn't know the difference between loose and lose, and neither do I evidently. Have a wonderful whatever

side note: All of my shit is exploding.