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07-07-08 - Pictures and Wisdom
I got my "Wisdom" teeth out on thursday. I only grew 3 and one was impacted. It's no fun to get your wisdom teeth out. I didn't get sick from the anesthetic or anything, it is just no fun.
Here is a picture of my wound from the impacted one. It is gross.
I think the general consensus is that they should not be called "wisdom" teeth. They should be called filthy evolutionary twist teeth.
I scheduled to get them removed during a holiday weekend so I wouldn't have to use as much vacation from work, but secretly I thought I could still go out on the 4th and have a good time. I tried. I only stayed out about 30 minutes before wimping out.
I have some not gross pictures I uploaded recently here
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I took them as a favor for my brother. I think they turned out great.
I am posting something old in the Two for Larry section. I don't know how soon it will be up.
07-12-08 - Fake people / noise news
I know this won't be a shock to anybody but I thought it was kinda hilarious. This showed up in my MySpace inbox:
I'm Laura :))
I really feel shy, but I have to tell you, Justin, that you are just a man of mhy dreams... I found your profile by accident but now I'm sure it's a destiny! ))
Frankly speaking... I want to find a man who will help me to realise all my fantasies, oh, feel really SO timid to write it... !!! but I mean my $exy fantasies.. ;-))))
your photos are marvellous... but I'm sure in your real life you will excite me even more! )) that's incredible... but I'm frdom Independence, Missouri United States too! :-))
So... I would like to keep up a friendship with you, Justin!
You can find my spicy photos at my profile!
Justin, I hope you'll take a look at them and will write me smth to start our challenge :)))) ki$$ you tenderly ;)))
This is my reply, an open letter to "Laura":
Dear Laura,
You quite clearly don't exist. At least not in the form that you have presented yourself to me. It is quite obvious that you are either a program or some foreign dude. You might even be a program written by some foreign dude. You are not however, "frdom Independence, Missouri United States". You see, no one actually talks like that.
I am the man of no ones dreams, just ask my wife. I have a crooked nose, and a beer belly and love handles on an otherwise skinny body. Quite frankly I look ridiculous naked. I intentionally put nasty pictures of my self on myspace so that no one will actually be interested in me if they find my profile "by accident".
No man will help you realize your "$exy fantasies", ok actually perhaps one or two fantasies but for the most part no. The thing about fantasies is that they are always better in your imagination. I am not suggesting that a program like yourself cannot have sexual satisfaction, but in my experience the best sexual experiences come as quite a surprise and that is what makes them so nice.
I have no interest in your "spicy photos at my profile". First as I stated before you don't exist, and Second I am quite satisfied right here in "Independence, Missouri United States" without any assistance from some foreign dude.
Lastly, I am not amused by emoticons. You don't seem to even know how to use them right. You see this is a smiley with a nose winking ;-) This ;-)))) is some sort of mutant with four mouths. I don't think that you get to convey more happiness with every smile that you add. That is not how this works.
Best of luck in your endeavors to ensnare pathetic men into your little pay for porno trap. I however, will not be one of them.
Warmest regards,
Justin Fox
On an unrelated note I hope you readers have enjoyed my musical offerings. I will add more new stuff when I am done with it. I will add more old stuff soon. My earliest two albums were recorded on a four track and mastered really quietly, I intend to correct the volume and post them sometime in the near future.
07-23-08 - headline
I like muppets.
here is my wifes response to my last blog:
the man of her dreams...wow that's funny. The funniest part was when it
said your photos are marvellous... but I'm sure in your real life you will excite me even more! ))
Not that you're not exciting, but your photos are horrible. LOL
weird. (she says "lol")
I told you so.
07-26-08 - accurate color
The colors in this guide are subject to fading and discoloration. To ensure accurate color communication, this guide should be replaced annually.
What's that say next to the bar code? 2001. Hmmm... that seems current enough.
Allegedly this very book is being used in a printing factory every single day. Allegedly.
Is this funny to any one except for me?
